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03 February 2009 @ 09:01 pm
 
THE ED(WARD)ITORIAL PAGE
"SHE LOOKS DEAD INSIDE."
Oregano isn't the right flavor for ~some~.






If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's this. Here, the word "this" means the insanity rpattz_kstew has spawned and validated by existing, despite many efforts by mods to quell the crazy.

Let's explore "this."

Kristen Stewart and her long-time boyfriend Michael Angarano were spotted this afternoon taking her dog to the hospital. To any normal person, this means nothing.

To fans who 100% believe that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are soulmates who truly belong together and that Angarano is an ugly parasite, this means whatever the hell they can construe it as to back up a secret love affair.

xxlivingx50xx writes that Kristen and her poor harmless soul "looks 5 different kinds of miserable and she looks dead inside."

But wait! Not only is Kristen depressingly unhappy in her relationship that virtually nobody has any actual insight into, but her fans are convinced they can predict her future. Really.

"She'll be smiling soon when she sees Rob again. Maybe she'll realize that means something," writes highvoltage11. Gasp! Maybe. Or probably not.

shedburn even calls poor Mikey a parasite. How dare he be out with his girlfriend, you know? Support her while her dog is sick/through a pinnacle in her career? How dare he?

The truth is, I'm not upset. I'm just scared. Because underneath the name-calling, the over-involved prophecies for these poor actors' love lives, and the constant comparison between RPattz and Oregano, there is something frightening going on here.

They are being serious. They are emotionally involved in this nonexistent relationship.

But stewpatty wants everyone to look on the bright side:
"1. They definitely don't look in love
2. Kristen looks like shit. Not that in itself is a good thing but, she's not holding his hand.
3. They're not kissing.
4. They're not coming out of a party.
6. She looks pissed, like, "I had to freakin' call YOU".
81. MA looks pissy as well."

Oh dear god, that's not a bright side.


Source: celebrity-gossip.net; rpattz_kstew
 
 
 
i could be yours, if you would be mine: twilight text chagrinsearchtheskies on February 4th, 2009 02:11 am (UTC)
IT IS PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO BE A CASUAL R/K SHIPPER. THESE PEOPLE ARE LIFE RUINERS.

I saw those pictures and I immediately facepalmed myself just because I knew this would happen. GOD FORBID KRISTEN IS UNHAPPY AT HAVING TO TAKE HER DOG TO THE VET. WHO WOULD BE UPSET ABOUT THAT?!?!!?
Steph: OT | caught in the sunpoetrytoprose on February 4th, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
GO TO HELL, MOLLY. I AM CONSTANTLY IN A STATE OF BLISS WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE MY DOG TO THE VET. It's OBVIOUS Michael is the reason Kristen looks so miserable and NOT the fact that her dog could be SICK or the blah-ness that are routine checkups.
i could be yours, if you would be mine: twilight rpattz i want to laugh and crysearchtheskies on February 4th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)
UGH, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. AND I BET THAT MICHAEL IS THE REASON THE DOG WAS IN THE HOSPITAL IN THE FIRST PLACE! HE PROBABLY KICKED IT. HE LOOKS LIKE HE ABUSES ANIMALS.
Katie: ks - oh noesoc_craze on February 4th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT? I ADORE taking my animals to the vet. Especially if they're really sick. PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE.

Kristen_transformed on February 4th, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)
I just have to remember to never have a bad day when I get a boyfriend and he's hanging out with me. When I go to the vet, I'm gonna put on a really pretty dress, curl my hair, put on makeup, and sing songs with my boyfriend. OF COURSE.

Edited at 2009-02-04 02:41 am (UTC)
Crystal: rpattz: uh no.petitebelette on February 4th, 2009 02:44 am (UTC)
What about your nails, Kristen? Or are they just going to stay unpolished and ugly? I bet you secretly hate him and you're in love with your co-star.

YOU CAN'T HIDE. I KNOW THE TRUTH.

Edited at 2009-02-04 02:44 am (UTC)
Kristen: felicity - seperation morning_transformed on February 4th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
No, the nails will remain ugly. I NEED TO BE SEEN AS REAL, NOT FAKE.

I'M SURE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME.
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Steph: EH: Milk - smokingmake_me_irish on February 4th, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
I think....I think I might love you.
Crystal: jkras: headphonespetitebelette on February 4th, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)
I feel like we should be friends. Why aren't we friends yet? Wanna be friends?
Steph: TO: H5make_me_irish on February 4th, 2009 02:55 am (UTC)
Yes! We really need to be after this epicness.

Adding you :)
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winsomewords on February 4th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
but...if kristen would only dump her boyfriend of four years and have hot, meaningless sex with robert, everything would be perfect. duh.


i bet even her puppy would be happy.
Crystal: rpattz/kstew: swingpetitebelette on February 4th, 2009 03:15 am (UTC)
I BET HER PUPPY WOULD BE MIRACULOUSLY CURED.

FOR THE PUPPIES! THE PUPPIES!
winsomewords on February 4th, 2009 03:16 am (UTC)
ROBERT PATTINSON IS A CURE-ALL FOR ALL PUPPY-RELATED SICKNESSES.


WE MUST ORCHESTRATE "THIS" TO HAPPEN SO KSTEW'S PUPPY DOES NOT DIE.
Crystal: rpattz: picturepetitebelette on February 4th, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)
WHERE SHOULD WE START? SEND THREATENING LETTERS? PSA ANNOUNCEMENTS? GO ON A SHOWERING STRIKE IN HONOR OF RPATTZ?
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Iris: broken elevatorsleepall_day on February 4th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
For posterity:

How could you! All we are doing is awaiting this beautiful romance that will blossom between them because IT IS SO INEVITABLE OMG THEY ARE SO INTO EACH OTHER and then they will totally have a demon baby like one month after they have sex.

Do not laugh, Crystal. This is serious.

(LOL wtf i love how they call him Oregano. who STARTED that?!!! and why aren't they putting up a fuss everytime someone uses the nickname without paying them royalties, as we should with the Twatlighters every time the phrase 'IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING' is uttered.)
Steph: JA | we were holders of handspoetrytoprose on February 4th, 2009 04:51 am (UTC)
blush is responsible for Oregano! Thankfully she is not an asshole like some others...
I turned those gentle hands into fistsazulskies on February 4th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
ugh her acting is so distracting/bad
hey mister, she's my sister._clochette_ on February 4th, 2009 08:52 am (UTC)
hi, I just have to take time out from the serious business clearly at hand in this post to squee over your icon.
I turned those gentle hands into fistsazulskies on February 4th, 2009 04:19 pm (UTC)
thank you thank you! he is the love of my life
Mars: yeah i ship itcatalysted on February 4th, 2009 07:15 am (UTC)
Thank you!
Synchestra Duendemysduende on February 4th, 2009 07:58 am (UTC)
When doesn't kStew look pissed. Nuttin' new. *shrugs*
dreameaters on February 9th, 2009 12:09 am (UTC)
I don't see how Kristen can look so unhappy when Michael is wearing that tee shirt though. This boy is a gift sent from God. WHO WEARS DICK TRACY SHIRTS NOWADAYS AND ROCKS IT THAT WELL?

I need to watch forks_it again. I don't even know why I ever took it off my flist. Oh right, I know why, there was this lapse of years where no one posted anymore. *growls*

RPS hurts my brain. Because it can never stay fun for too long.

Rofl, whoever approved me, YOU WERE DAMN FAST.
Crystalpetitebelette on February 9th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC)
LMAO I ADMIT IT. IT WAS ME.

I'm glad you've joined again haha. There really was a bad dry spell of no posts.
dreameaters on February 9th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
That's nice of you lol. I joined and was AIMing Kristen to approve me, but I already had an email in my inbox and she told me it wasn't her. O_o. Ten seconds approval LMAO. That deserves a medal or something.

I love this comm. I missed this comm. It's ~~ my sun, my air, my freaking ambulatory oxygen ~~. This fandom is too precious for it to be inactive.
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spaceteeth.annieohhhhyes on May 28th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
you know, i don't get how some fangirls can ship kstew/rpatz. i mean, isn't typical fangirl behavior them shipping THEMSELVES and rpatz? BECAUSE OMG WE'RE TOTALY SOULMATES AND DESTINED FOR EACHOTHER??