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16 February 2009 @ 11:05 pm
 
OMG IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!
forks_it MAKES fandomsecrets.
Only for all the wrong reasons. Sigh.






Here's a secret for you. We at forks_it have been waiting so patiently for the day when one of us steps over the line and finally becomes fodder for someone's hate secret in graphic form. And we have! Look at that beauty!

But it's all wrong. This isn't a secret condemning our investigatory efforts and our mocking ways. (Should we mock harder? Are we not sarcastic enough?) Apparently we never make fun of our own wank!


I wish there were another Edward&Bella community on LiveJournal.
to_our_meadow hisdazzlingeyes cullenswan pianist_singer courageous_lamb
:)


lion_lamb has the worst mods.



Increase in members=inflated ego
ALL WE HEAR IS WHINEWHINEWHINEWHINE.


it's "sarcasm" and everything they say is "funny"
We at forks_it sincerely apologize that you have a different sense of humor, but we totally agree it's something that you should hate lion_lamb mods for.


"forks it", a community where they never make fun of their own wank

LMAO OH RLY?
LION_LAMB.
1.) SOMEBODY BURN THAT WITCH! by petitebelette
2.) Don't Bite the Hands that Feed You by _transformed (WOW ISN'T SHE A MOD AT lion_lamb?)
3.) Edward VS. Jacob, The Saga Continues by forksgirl
4.) TWILIGHT KILLS by petitebelette

NOT TO MENTION...
Warning: Strange STD Ravages Twilight Fandom by winsomewords (Hey, isn't petitebelette the mod at mygirlsunicorn? Didn't _transformed create that community and maintain there once upon a time?)

What don't we wank here that happens at lion_lamb?

So we're not perfect. Maybe every once in awhile some off-hand comment about how it's not even fucking raining or god complexes slips through our fingers... but it's not because we don't openly admit to them.

We just don't feel like it, because we're lazy and have other things to do besides relive the stupidity of fandom. Sometimes, once is enough.


Banhappy godmods
30+ bans in one night, from one thread

You're so cute. Where'd you get that information? It was 15, actually. And they were mostly troll accounts.


Unfair leniency for their flist
BLAHBLAHBLAH WHERE IS THE BASIS TO THIS INFORMATION WHINEWHINEWHINE.


chrissydechagny gets away with trollbaiting Team Jocob fans & bashing KS

HOW RUDE. We at forks_it bet you got into a debate with her and she totally ripped you a new one with--wait for it--logic.


IT SUCKS but it's the only E&B on lj!!! I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. D:
We're not impressed. TRY HARDER, thanks.



Source: #113 @ fandomsecrets
 
 
 
dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 04:22 am (UTC)
IT'S TOO HARD TO MAKE ANOTHER COMM.

My mouse cannot reach the Create new community option :(
Crystal: kstew: flowerspetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
:( You poor thing.
(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 04:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - winsomewords on February 17th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - winsomewords on February 17th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 04:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
OMG I LOLED SO HARD. - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:47 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OMG I LOLED SO HARD. - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OMG I LOLED SO HARD. - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OMG I LOLED SO HARD. - adair7 on February 17th, 2009 05:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OMG I LOLED SO HARD. - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 05:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OMG I LOLED SO HARD. - adair7 on February 17th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - make_me_irish on February 17th, 2009 04:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - make_me_irish on February 17th, 2009 04:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 05:01 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - _transformed on February 17th, 2009 05:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - poetrytoprose on February 17th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 05:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
winsomewords on February 17th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC)
icu stealing that list of other e/b comms i made.
Crystalpetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC)
oh yeah you do.
Suzysuzyx on February 17th, 2009 04:37 am (UTC)
This is a very organized post. :)
Crystalpetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
I know. I worked so hard :')
(no subject) - suzyx on February 17th, 2009 05:03 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 05:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - suzyx on February 17th, 2009 05:50 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - suzyx on February 17th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - dreameaters on February 17th, 2009 06:01 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Crystalpetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:48 am (UTC)
aww :(
Steph: RPattz: Coffee lovemake_me_irish on February 17th, 2009 04:50 am (UTC)
What is this unfair leniency they speak of? I've never seen it.
Crystalpetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:53 am (UTC)
I don't try to make sense of it anymore lmao
(no subject) - make_me_irish on February 17th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 04:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - make_me_irish on February 17th, 2009 05:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
kathryn.noctems on February 17th, 2009 04:57 am (UTC)
LMAO, Crys you rock. Truly.
kathryn.noctems on February 17th, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
I knooow how to spell it there are just waay to many Crystal, Krystalle, Cristals on LJ.
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 05:00 am (UTC) (Expand)
Kristen_transformed on February 17th, 2009 05:01 am (UTC)
WHY DID YOU BRING UP MGU? I'M TRYING TO MOVE ON.
Crystal: kstew: what bitch?petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 05:02 am (UTC)
I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT EVERY DAY KRIS. IF I SUFFER YOU SUFFER.
Kelfu: Misc:  It's just caulkdesert_dolly on February 17th, 2009 05:09 am (UTC)
Lion_lamb is not run like a Mafia at all and therefore the I refuse to accept the Mods receiving "GodMod" status. They haven't dispatched NEARLY enough people to earn that kind of respectable title. Banning trolls is gentle, a nice hacksaw to the fingers of those who cross you? Now you're in business.
Kristen: fashion - gave it all away_transformed on February 17th, 2009 05:14 am (UTC)
I don't think we've even banned 30 people in total.....and half of them are troll accounts....WHAT ARE WE DOING WRONG?
(no subject) - desert_dolly on February 17th, 2009 05:20 am (UTC) (Expand)
nit(ya): bell; got me mesmerizedasweetdownfall on February 17th, 2009 05:14 am (UTC)
LMAO wtf. I have my issues with lion_lamb (the members, not the mods)..but god that secret is just..nonsensical.

By the way..there's also heroin_blood. ;)
Crystal: rpattz: adorablepetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
The ridiculousness is too much lmao.

OH RIGHT rofl.
(no subject) - asweetdownfall on February 17th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - petitebelette on February 17th, 2009 05:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - asweetdownfall on February 17th, 2009 05:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
Marscatalysted on February 17th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
They got this so wrong, it's not even funny.

But oh well, here's to being a godmod!
Crystalpetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 02:26 pm (UTC)
Apparently at l-l it's the only way to be!
dalek-loving h0r.: supernatural » dean approved!floydsastar on February 17th, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)
LMAO ♥
Crystal: rpattz: adorablepetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
<3
Iris: busted - extra exceedingly fitnesssleepall_day on February 17th, 2009 07:59 am (UTC)
O________O

I can't believe I was in any way shape or form a part of this.
Crystal: bmh: awkward happinesspetitebelette on February 17th, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
LMAO oh Iris.
Nicoleexplainingsound on February 24th, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
OIC. YOU WANT ME TO EMPLY LOGIC
INTERESTING.
spaceteeth.: NMTBC - simon is coolannieohhhhyes on May 28th, 2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
CONGRATS ON BEING A ~DOUCHE~! I MEAN, ALL OF THE RULES AT L_L ARE SO COMPLETELY UNFAIR AND WERE MADE WITHOUT REASON!

btw, i just commented on really old posts and i feel like a creeeeeper.